distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

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illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

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ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

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humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

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“WHAT? BABIES COME FROM THE VAGINA? I THOUGHT THEY CAME OUT FROM THE [whispers] anus….”

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

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comicshans:

have you guys seen pendleton ward’s sailor moon doodle/animation on twitter

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